this heather named henny used to ride in the backswamp / spritz bigger than a tower i ain't talkin bout gettin' pumped / real country queen henny let me sip on ya sweet tea / red velvet put his ass to sleep now he's callin me monique / now that wheh wheh wheh - i let him hit it cause he sang klymaxx / eat my red velvet like he takin' out tracks / one by one i make him buy me couture / i'm on some dumb shit


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cocksmell:

babybustershorts:

theblueberrimary:

by the wheh. Wheh he say? He can tell that i ain’t missin no meals. Skip a bitch at KFC gonna fight me forreal. Let Phoenix lip sync while I drink my fill. And heathers tellin me to chill and my titties are real and just because I look pumped doesn’t mean I’m filled with sil. Said to call him big daddy and he wants something to grab so he pulled up in geo and did it in my backswamp dundundundundun

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k1mkardashian:

qirlunderyou:

remember when lady gaga walked around a forest naked for the day and then cuddled a big crystal going “eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”

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the pre ARTPOP/post wheelchair era was crazy as fuck

honestly me

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shinygays:

somedayinjakarta:

Who are we kidding, no matter when Gaga dies they’ll use that 2008 pic u know the one

Lady Gaga Passes Away at Age 90

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